If you're younger than 40, and you get offended by anything I
say, tough tutus, you weren't invited to this party anyway! ;-)
Now then...
I want to tell you what happened to me the other day...
I bought an exercise dvd because I'm tired of being tired. I want
to get into shape, I want to fit into my clothes, and I want
energy - LOTS of it!
So I put on my old sweats, put on the dvd, and here was this
barely 20 something girl in the shape of a toothpick, grinning
menacingly (I swear!) at the camera like she was going to take a
bite out it. Or me.
"Don't worry," she says. "We're going to start out sloooowwww."
Grin grin grin.
Barely five minutes into her jumping/gyrating/vibrating routine,
I collapsed on the couch, completely confused, frustrated and
ANNOYED.
Maybe, just maybe I could have kept up with her for awhile if
something she did made SENSE.
But just when I was able to copy one of her moves, she was on to
the next one like a frenzied rabid rabbit.
"Okay," she grins, "Put your right arm up and step with your left
foot and put your left arm out and hop with your right leg while
bending at the waist and touch your forehead to the floor and
snap back up and whirl your arms while moving your legs out and
in and then turn left and slide down and roll and back up and
bend and touch your head to your butt and..."
Holy @#$%&^*!
Who exercises like this???
Not me.
I'm over 40.
I want to get in shape.
I want to feel good, look good, and have lots of energy.
I don't need a barely 20's chicklet telling me, someone twice her
age, how to get in shape.
Because frankly, she doesn't have a clue.
What she teaches might be fine for people her age.
But I want to learn from someone MY age or older who is in the
best shape of their lives.
Now THAT'S someone who can teach me how to be fit and feel
great...
...and I know you probably feel the same way.
So I went online and started searching...
...and I think I've hit the mother lode.
Check out
*://tinyurl.com/lo9wbd
The headline reads...
43-Year-Old Dallas Man Uncovers A Step By Step System For Living
Fit And Healthy At Any Age That Is Literally Reshaping Bodies
World-wide!
Okay, it sounds a little "sensational," but I think we're on the
right track.
Read on...
"This Former Obese 'Old Guy' Ethically Bribed 52 Real-World
Ageless Living Role Models and Talked Them Into Revealing
All Their 'Forever Young' Lifestyle Secrets To Him...And Now
He's Sharing These Discoveries With Us!"
Check out the 'before' and 'after' photos on that webpage.
Wow.
Do you see the guy who lost over 300 pounds??
Yikes!
Thank goodness I don't need to lose anywhere near that much.
What about you? Do you want to lose a little weight?
Because I think THIS is the place to do it.
52 Real-World people who've gone from being...
-out of shape,
-pudgy,
-fat,
-obese and
-really obese...
...to hotties who frankly look BETTER than that barely 20 "stick"
on that useless DVD I paid $19.95 for!
These are the people who can teach us.
And you know what?
Looking at their "before" photos, I know one thing...
...if they can do it...
...you and I can do it!
*://tinyurl.com/lo9wbd
Cheers Brenda
P.S. Want an easy shortcut to massive results fast?
Me too.
You've heard of role modeling, right?
It's where you find the people who have the skills, knowledge or
results you want.
When you copy their methods, you duplicate their results as fast
as humanly possible.
Modeling gives you an unfair advantage that speeds up your rate
of progress and slices years off your learning curve.
So why not use modeling to uncover and duplicate the health and
fitness strategies of men and women who've conquered aging and
disease?
*://tinyurl.com/lo9wbd
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